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Good kid.

While I appreciate your reportage on this issue, down here in the comments section is the only place on this page that mentions the sex novelist’s full name. Maybe it would be better to include this person’s name in the article to honor their dinosaur fu— art. Thank you and g— bless

Crockaducks are real!!!

Or just because make-up is a fun way to play with your appearance (which you have no matter what you do, so you might as well have fun with it) : - ) It could also be useful for the few times you have to take a formal portrait for your career or something. But I’m kinda out there, I think men should wear more…

I love your sentiment. All too often I become discouraged, but when someone does me wrong, I suddenly find I have more energy to succeed than I thought I’d had...

Maybe she’s a pyro!

It’s suffragIST please, don’t let me grind on your foot with my high heel on my way out

They’re probably just some snacks she asked her assistant to bring for when she has down time at home and isn’t eating excersize food.

I love that this is on her list. Does she need them because they’re cuter than standard-sized lighters? I’m going with, yes, she thinks they’re cute

Her vulnerability makes us love her

This whole comments thread is why I love featherweight fights

They can take Laura Prepon, but they need to give us Elizabeth Moss back.

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The flowers on my desk just wilted

I can confirm that some cats like to be spanked on the butt really hard, SMACK, SMACK, and they just stand there and take it like perverts (me).

But do you think they’re really dating? Because I hate that and I hope it’s just a ploy to trick me into thinking that JLaw is a mature, adult women.

I was just imagining this, like if I were the assistant, and I figured I would just carry a folding chair, maybe even a folding stool if Kim was okay with that. And you know, that is totally fair because we should all be doing everything we can to help her out with this very important pregnancy (the heir).

Yes, big people can get stuck in chairs. I do office work, and even though everyone wants me to order them guest chairs with arms, I always get 1 or 2 without arms so big or mobility-impaired people can sit there and, you know, conduct business like everyone else.

Filling up a joint? You get horny when you make jazz cigarettes?