It’s been my experience that the bigger the stick, the bigger the wild id that is waiting to break loose under conditions of drugs, alcohol, sex, and being in a rock band.

Ugh... I got ghosted after a several-year long long-distance fling. We’d email, text, and see each other a couple times a year... we weren’t exclusive. He was planning to stay in my city for a few months and I was so looking forward to the brief affair. On his first night in, he came over, we had sex, made plans to…

Beer helps

Very nice. What was Thomas Jefferson’s favorite way to get drunk? Or what about that famous French man who fought for the US, what did he like to drink?

Back in the old day, if you wanted something, you had to make it yourself. It took 3 fortnight to travel by common road-wagon to 7-Eleven from D.C.

To what do you attribute the drinking habits of he UK? They haven’t got any collapse of Communism to drink about, but they go in the extreme as well.

Thanks for this story! Alas, I wasn’t made for these times... my habits of taking the morning with a fresh quaff of good wheat beer are frowned upon. To the Queen of France! Cheers

Because they’re lonely and people feel sorry for them and want to humor their sublimated cry for human caring

Well if I still have tastebuds it ain’t hot enough. How else do you expect a man to maintain his oral health now

Until the year 1947, coffee was prepared inside of a volcano in Hawaii, so people born before then are used to having really hot coffee

My grandma upped her cocktails in her twilight years, too. And I could never talk her out of cooking her nightly steak with half a stick of butter. She weighed about 90 pounds but could have put up a good fight if you tried to take something pleasurable away from her, illness be damned.

You pour ketchup in a bol, put the vodka on it, add the shrimp, boom you have a cocktail sauce now all you have to do is add the Shrmps

Yep. She needed someone to touch flower petals with a broomstick to finish her love spell.

In this case, this man appears to be a pretty good example of a moment when we’d want to acknowledge the person’s mental illness. It seems warrented, and how bad can it be to have some sympathetic reporting of a young black man for once?

Ligga, it’s short for “l’il girl”???

seriously... more than sex, people in “open” relationships get a boner for communication

And because you are going to miss them!! And because you feel acceptance of the way your life is going to change, which makes one horny

Just gonna say I appreciate this comment for what it is which is basically a pretty good Rodney Dangerfield type joke

Well I think that’s a bit much

Brb... gotta go to the bakery to pick up some hot fresh buns