I find the juxtaposition of “have sex” and “give 2 blow jobs” with “eat cotton candy” and “have a lemonade stand” to be a little heartbreaking. She is still just a kid.

So, doesn’t the sex and blowjobs belong in a completely different age group than having a lemonade stand? Please?

Oh man - I’m actually cringing for this girl. Someone is going to find out who she is. “Jacob” and “Zoe” are innocuous enough names but I feel like someone will put two and two together. Appreciate the accuracy of “get cross faded 17 times”. And I, too, would like to go to a drive in movie and star gaze. Also pet a…

Customers in San Antonio were so panicked that police told station WOIA that dispatchers had received 911 calls about the closure.

How expensive can some of these dresses be? If you’re out a few hundred bucks and some time, that sucks but it’s not a disaster. The groom fucking the maid of honor... now THAT would be a disaster.

I’ve never seen any of these films (my age and my unwillingness to be triggered has prevented me), but I really wish there were more movies that talked about diet culture and how it leads to EDs.

I’d love to see a movie about an eating disorder affecting someone who doesn’t look like their being affected by ED. I don’t think most people understand that you can be fat and be bulimic.

Is it just me or is the new director of the CDC...not terrible? A pro-vax advocate who thinks that abortion should be a decision between a woman and her doctor is about the best we could hope for under this administration.

More specifically, nerves “run” on salt ions, such as the ones found in salt water. So exposing these intact nervous pathways to salt water causes the nerves to fire and muscles to contract.

The Kardashians are pretty bad but they aren’t as trashy as the Kennedys. Rob didn’t kill Chyna like a Kennedy would have. Come on now.

They are ashamed the war has become a public spectacle and hurting the family name.

Is being a Kardashian supposed to hold some inherent threat? If someone came up to me and tried to strong-arm me by waving around the claim that they’re a Kardashian, I’d probably laugh because I consider them and anyone on their periphery (Jenners, Wests, and whomever else I’m missing) complete ass-clowns. Am I…

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#TeamNoOne

Ban all men from having guns.

I just checked on my brother, who lives in Stockholm. He says he was lucky to have escaped.

I am a firm believer in not forcing a child to visit the absentee parent. If the kid doesn’t want to go, that’s good enough for me. We can talk about the “why” of it later.

My understanding was that Palin was pushed on him by the Republican leadership. If so, you can blame him for not doing his due diligence in vetting her, or for being weak enough that he allowed the party to pick his VP without openly complaining (which would have forced the party’s hand).

God, remember back when we all thought she was just the battiest goddamned thing to ever come out of politics, and how it was amazing someone that unprepared for office was anywhere even near the presidency?

That’s his legacy. Nothing he did before (certainly not McCain-Feingold) or since is ultimately going to matter, but THAT choice has to be brought up every time we talk about his impact on GOP politics.