coconut-monkey
Coconut-monkey
coconut-monkey

Listen, we don’t have to be hasty here. Keep the good stuff and sell what you can first, then get destructive. It’s like triage.

This is going to sound harsh, but I couldn’t think of a nice way to say this.

What a coincidence! It just so happens that there’s virtually always something objectionable about the voices of women who speak up in public. I’m sure it has nothing to do with internalized sexism. Just like how women are criticized for every vocal trait imaginable—saying “like” too much, upspeak, vocal fry—while men

I’m so lucky my wife hates to wear any jewelry. Instead, we took the money I would have spent on a stupid ring and made a nice down payment on a house.

Yep. I have a cousin who is anti-vax. I also have a son who has autism. Great combo.

Anti vaxers always bothered me because they are vocal about the fact that they would rather have dead children rather than have a child that may be a little different.

it’s also saying that you don’t mind killing other people’s children with your preference for a non-autistic child through the diminishment of herd immunity and spreading disease to immune-compromised individuals.

My friend went into a Target yesterday, and saw a bunch of onesies that said “Future President” in with the boy baby clothes. There were no such onesies on the girl baby clothes side. She took half of them off the rack and moved them to the girl side, which is why we are friends.

I always freak out when I try to show people a single picture and they start trying to scroll. I let them think it's weird naked shit, but it's really just shit tons of selfies with my cats I don't want them to see.

To the diehard Bernie people crying in these comments and, according to my TV screen, literally crying at the convention:

Fact Check: You are stating your opinions based on your own observations.

mmmmk, let’s have a little chat about sources here. see that graph you shared? it’s not accurate, and it’s not sourced. you say it’s from wikipedia, but if you go to that link, the graph is nowhere to be found, and at the top of the wiki page, there’s warnings saying:

wow, your reading comprehension is really poor even for a troll. sad clown.

You don’t know what “rigged” means, you dolt. The DNC didn’t go around shredding up Sanders votes and filling out fake ballots for Clinton. That would be “rigging” the primary. What we have is an unproffesional set of emails from the DNC looking to discredit Sanders AFTER HE HAD ALREADY LOST because he had spent that

Exactly. The problem really, is that if she took the pill willingly and then was coerced into sex, then she should still be protected.

OR MAYBE SHE WANTED TO DO DRUGS BUT NOT BE RAPED.

WOW this fits in with a story that I wanted to share with you guys.

If I found out a man showed my young son pictures of nude women, I would react as if he had touched my young daughter — same level of rage and I’m coming for that ass.

how much more common this behavior is than I previously thought

Are you a guy? Guys are the only ones that don't know that harassment is very common and something every woman over 30 that works outside the house has dealt with at least once.