What strikes me about that Trump quote is that, in his circle, it would be assumed the men’s sexual partners were young. No middle-aged-or-older guy in that circle is bragging about sleeping with a girlfriend older than, say, 29, no matter how beautiful she might be.

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If you see people carrying hammers, run

what a piece of shit you have to be to get expanded sexual assault laws named after you. like what a fucking piece of shit. i hope it is so widely called the schneider loophole that this motherfucker gets called out every time he applies for a job or uses his credit card or has any occasion to share his last name.…

What about tackling and strangling someone? Maybe that’s not a sex offense, but surely tackling and strangling someone is against the law, whether you masturbate on them or not? How did he not get jail time for that?

I was breastfed until I was a strong toddler and am allergic to everything and have asthma. I’m glad my mother chose to breastfeed me for so long because she really liked it as a bonding experience because it either did jack for my microbiome or other things play a much larger role in terms of allergies and asthma…

Remember when some of us were like “The way Cooper and Gaga look at each other and speak of each other in public is hella inappropriate.” and everyone else was like “That’s just acting; you’re being hysterical?” That whole thing in front of Irina at the Oscar’s was just the cherry on top. Gaga’s man was smart to get…

She wasn’t complaining because no one recognized her. She was saying, “Because no one recognized me, I was able to observe something that happened to someone else at the restaurant.”

See, even if it is against the rules for passengers to eat on the train, I’d just assume that the employee would have dispensation as they are on the darned things all day...and mind my own business.

Reviving the Hatha-hate, huh? I’m pretty sure the worse anyone can accuse her of is liking her job, working hard at her job, and not being named Jennifer Lawrence.

I have a feeling this isn’t about a career but instead a calling for her, which means she’s not going to be taking cases to make money, she’s going to be taking lost cause cases of prisoners who are desperate for any attorney that shows a modicum of interest in their cases. If that’s what she ends up doing, I’ll be…

Look everyone, Mike Rosenberg is here!

To all the people saying he obviously meant to send this to someone else: he OBVIOUSLY wanked over her picture and wanted her to know about it. Just FYI.

So, forget the fact that Pete’s father was killed in a very tragic and traumatic event, and that kind of shock changes the dynamics of surviving family members like him and his mom.

It’s been proven that strong family ties are incredible boosters for mental health and a long life.

I think it’s a particularly stupid American idea that everyone needs to waste their money on housing in order to prove their worth as good little capitalists. That I have to be defensive and have an excuse for it to be OK for me to live with my mom is absurd. I would live with my mom even if I didn’t have this mental…

He also bought the house for his mom. The frequency of his jokes involving his mom are pretty solid evidence that they’re very close. I know that if I were single and bouncing from woman to woman in my mid-twenties, recovering from addiction, fighting crippling depression and Crohn’s Disease, I’d probably go live with…

So what? Maybe he likes his mom? Maybe she keeps him grounded. I truly think that people who haven’t lost a parent can’t understand how much that experience makes you value the one you have left.

It also sounds like he helped his mom buy a house...