Best Kotaku article I’ve ever read, along with a valuable life lesson.

Wonder how this is going to be butchered to make it playable on consoles.

I feel terrible for laughing at this but... god damn if that isn’t funny. I wonder if they’ll work that in as a bit...

But here’s hoping Hamster makes it out all right :)

This is probably the best use of that joke, ever.

Does that mean he’s not coming on then?

Strangest bit of the first beds is that they aren’t flush against a wall.

Probably because it is fun. Nashville fans like to have fun. And that is fun. So do it.

Should I, as a Cavs fan (yeah), be massively worried? Concede? I mean LeBron had 8 TOs which seems to be quite weird, but at the same time he’s still weapons-grade LeBron, and we’ve seen what Kyrie can do when the chips are down.

I don’t know the rules, but that last rep seemed legit to me.

Yes, it is ridiculous to disallow goals over offsides that aren’t really germane to the play. There should be something like a 5-second time limit along with your proposal for a possession clause.

Is there a way that the NHL can re-think how they use the instant replay like they did on that was disallowed? I get that if the attacking team retains possession and scores as a result of the offside that should be reviewable but if the defending team gains possession of the puck it shouldn’t be reviewable or at…

I appreciated her steadfast refusal to learn or care about any sport the entire time she wrote for Deadspin. Will miss her unique voice.

okay I’ll bite

I don’t follow MMA, so maybe I’m just expressing my ignorance here but shouldn’t the ref have jumped in and stopped it like 15 or 20 head-shots earlier? That guy was clearly toast, no?

Honestly never realized cocksucker was a homophobic slur. I mean, of course, now that I’m thinking about it, I can see why it might be interpreted as such. But lots of straight women like myself suck cock once in a while, so...yeah, never thought of it as anything more than a regular old swear word. Wonder if the fine…

How is motherfucker incestuous? It doesn’t imply whose mother the fucker is fucking.

Whats the cool game with the drum controller

I loved their shit eating grins so much.

You totally forgot the best one from E3 2013: