@AmosTrue: I always call it The Ninja Turtle.

@andBegorrah: Her great-great grandmother was full-blooded Native Preschooler Princess.

Hurley!! Ben!! Walt!! Polar bears!! Pierre Chang!! Infertility!! Realization that literal answers are not nearly as good as just making shit up!!

Stephanie Meyer: Also, drink every time that the words "copper," "burnished" and "russet-colored" (as in, like, the potato?) are employed to describe the Native characters in the Twilight Saga.

The WHOLE ENTIRE WORLD is the wrong venue for that.

Another One: (This time from a homeless fella.)

@coffee milk: I did! We been dating on and off for like 10 years.

(Context: I've got the typical Indigenous Mexican super round face and good-sized head.)