Give your enemy a huge bag of sugar-free Haribo bears.

That's a good tip about the soups. I'm making chicken poblano soup tonight. I'm going to use my George Foreman instead of poaching it.

I've been listening to Fats Waller and Django Reinhardt. Their music always makes me feel better.

So the normalization of The Orange One continues. First with NBC by having him host SNL, then letting Jimmy Fallon be all cutesy by playing with his hair, the media just didn't question him one fucking bit.