Damn. There were so many good ideas left. I was hoping a clone of Wolverine's son would impregnate Wolverine's clone/daughter and she'd give birth to a baby with so much chromosomal damage they had to send it to the future to save it, only it would come back older than its grandpa and look like Sabretooth.

taints go in tants.

I read that as TAINTS. I'll excuse myself now.

Hey, thanks guy! You just reminded me there's one of these boys in my attic!

I could watch someone mop a floor for 30 minutes as long as they were as excited and passionate as this guy!

man that website is like from the 60s...

Looks like a quality product. And by that, I mean I can't afford it. Seriously $200 for a base model???

I prefer a music stand for a laptop standing 'desk' — all-in-one, easier to adjust, cheaper:

I use a tripod desk for stenographers, it fits in a briefcase quite nicely.

You don't have to worry about your balls.

http://www.instand.com/cr5/cr5.shtml

Well I feel like a pleeb for eating leftover pizza right now.

Ooooooooohhhhhhhh, my gaaaaaaaaaawwwwwd...

That's what she said.

I didn't even have to look it up! You're awesome.

Don't know why. I have never met a dude who has had a problem with condoms and I have met some well-endowed dudes.

*sits back and patiently waits for the male posters to jump in and start screeching that we just don't get it, condoms hurt, ok? Like, you can't feel anything ever! And it's too tight! ETC ETC*

I remember seeing that Interview cover and how amaaaazing she looked- like she was flying! And then I saw her on "Donohue" with River Phoenix and Raul Julia talking about being vegan and not getting children vaccinated (at the time I was in full hippy bloom myself and a couple of decades away from motherhood, so it…

I am very lazy and so, like, if it weren't bothering me I could see myself putting off a corpse removal until tomorrow. I would probably not do it, but I can see how it would happen. There's just so much TV to watch, you know?