Hate the textured trend. Plus, all that grainy, glittery shit snags my clothes/hair, and is a bitch to get off.

Gross.

It's all fun and games until you accidentally gnaw your fingernails off while eating Cheetos.

Open relationships and the assumptions with which people go into them are so fascinating to me. As an outsider it seems to me you've got two starkly differently camps—the folks who walk in clear-eyed, knowing how important communication and honesty and commitment are, and then the folks who are like "I'll get to fuck…

Well, it IS Australia. Pretty sure they have things that could kill you by walking through your shadow.

He's lost her. He doesn't know it yet but he has. Game over dude.

"An anonymous dude is very upset that, after he maneuvered his "big girl" girlfriend into an open relationship so he could score with mad babes, she's getting loads more dates than him."

Well, this was what I was thinking about doing. Dude answered his cell while I was sucking his dick.

I haven't had sex yet, but I figure that this is a good of a place as any to use this gif.

I just swallowed my tongue laughing at this. You win.

Except that it was like I was clapping on one & three.

Please note deadpan facial expression on pussy.

It went a little like this:

Basically this.

(From http://mestrefungo.com .)

mine:

My post-first time: feeling sexually empowered but just as awkward as ever.

I feel like you left some details out....

Here's mine: