Dude Tequila is the beeeeeest!!!! I feel really bad for everyone who has the “I can’t drink tequila anymore” story because tequila is my jam.

I did the same. And if my kids had a party they invited the whole class, or at least all the girls for my daughter or all the boys for my son. One little girl, who was hearing and speech impaired told she’d never been invited to a birthday party before. It's totally up to parents to teach kids how to behave in social…

Yeah, the necklaces just seem silly, the other ones look kind of fun. I think this is something my 11-yr-old daughter would be super into for about a month.

My 25 year old partner STILL does this to me. I think it’s just fidgety boy brain.

I don’t remember any embarrassing dances, but I do remember my favorite moment. I was at the state competition for history projects and the people that were running it threw the kids a dance at the end. Everyone but the two teams from my town (two boys and two girls) were very nerdy and shy. The four kids from my town…

Shailene Woodley uses beat juice as lipstick

Managers who don't stand up for their employees are THE WORST.

My baby is way cuter.

I'm 52. I think about getting really old every time I get out of a chair.

People really don't recognize her hustle. She was/is a straight D-lister, per her old show. She worked that angle to become a popular underdog and icon in her own right. She was never bitchy or came across as greedy. She makes jokes about being bitchy and greedy but at the end of the day she comes across as honest. I…

No. NO! Skip this bullshit. There are soooo many really good restaurants here. Do not waste your time and money on shitty, touristy garbage food.

I have been to a few "fancy" parties. A lot of the stuff that was "so classy" reminded me of strip clubs and white snake videos. Money and taste are two different things.

Oh, the joys of solitary smoking. I haven't had one in twenty years. I used to start the day by making a double espresso on the stove and smoking a cig. It was glorious. Smoking while driving alone, smoking while talking on the phone, smoking while playing guitar, smoking while sitting on your front steps and…

You know nothing about this situation, so kindly go fuck your righteous smug self. He has eyes and can see just as well as I can when the sink is full of dishes, when there is a massive pile of laundry that needs to be put away, or when we are out of groceries. Why should I ask him to do something that clearly needs…

The allergy one makes me remember yet again why my brother and sister-in-law have a fondness for Disney.

I want to hate that but I just can't. It sounds like her dad was sweet and loved her very much. My dad took me to Boldt Castle in the 1000 islands when I was a teen because he knew I loved castles and that he would never be able to afford to take me to a real one. It was one of the best days I can remember.

She's so far removed from the world I grew up in that she's almost an alien. Going hungry, seeing my Mom go without so that I could have seconds (and, sometimes, firsts), eating so many fucking eggs and potatoes, duct taping my glasses together because some idiot in school hit me in the face with a basketball and we…

Malarkey is a fabulous word, along with shenanigans, balderdash, and brouhaha. "Bullshit" is quick and easy, but there are so many other, interesting word choices out there!