First question; WHOM, beside tobacco executives, are nostalgic for smoking? One of the few good things that happened to me was finding out, once these clean air laws became commonplace, that things didn’t smell and taste like nicotine and tar.

Yep, in the long long ago... She left in 2015. Eventually became Editor-in-Chief at IGN. And now she’s “Director of Xbox Broadcasts and Events Strategy Lead” at Microsoft.

I’m not denigrating a damn fine fish with the name of that rat-bastard.

Orange stain? Sounds like the new “presidential model.”

Don’t trust any company that says you’ll get ANY feature “forever” or “for life.” It’s only for life until they sell themselves or need additional money.

A friend told me there was talk of getting the team back together. Turns out, they were just goofin’

I’m pretty sure he just loves doing it. 

Why does that guy standing next to Kojima look like he sneers at every person he plays chess against?

In terms of the boundaries between car types, there is definitely a lot of overlap and gray area these days. That is why I put “SUV” in quotes. Subaru classifies the Crosstrek as such, but it feels weird to call it that.

The Crosstrek is just an Impreza with a factory lift kit and black plastic slathered over it. They are the SAME car.

Why are you acting like Subarus aren’t good off-road, even my Grandma knows they’re capable lol. Here’s the full video though if you want more context:

We bought the “ Sport” version, which has the 2.5 liter engine. The base was simply a tad too slow.

I mentioned in a conversation with a friend that his Crosstrek was Subaru’s entry level vehicle.  He got upset and tried to say it wasn’t.  He was wrong...

I do tend to cackle maniacally during heavy snows passing all the cute-utes, brodozers, and jeeps that have decided to abandon the roadway.

Partial car at full price.  What a strategy!

For the last time, Cybertrucks are not for off-roading!

Crystal Chunks was my drag blues singer name!

You see how this whole article is structured, right? It begins - literally the opening sentence - by acknowledging this could be an “embarrassing gap in our knowledge”, then I repeatedly mock myself for reporting 23-year-old news throughout, and then finish by mocking us again by suggesting we’ll report on a Wii egg…