It’s a silly blog that I pitched because I wanted to have some fun. I promise you, it’s not a ploy or anything for MASSIVE TRAFFIC. Sometimes, we just post stuff to have fun.

Any business that makes a commitment to shareholders at the cost of its own workers should lose their license to do business. I’d also accept mandatory severence packages taken out of executives’ bonuses and salaries. Because if that’s the only way they can think of to drop costs and raise profits, they clearly don’t…

I think the image is from GTA online/DLC. I agree on looking forward to single player

They’ve already done away with most of the stereotypes in the games, so probably just making sure the female characters are given more depth rather than just being either shrill or walking penis receptacles.

Do you exclusively go back and forth from one end of the convention center to the other when you’re in Vegas?

This isn’t a road or a good use of $53M

I wouldn’t hold up any hopes of old licensed games being revived. Disney owns the Simpsons now.

I already own all the games that I would have wanted on Game Pass with the exception of D2 resurrected and I don’t really care enough about that.

Eliminating the left arrow? So one car can turn per light cycle at a busy intersection? Ever been ninth in line in the left turning lane? That’s a recipe for road rage.

I will defend the left turn arrow. No it’s not warranted at every single intersection, but it is really necessary in certain spots where you would probably need to sit through 4 or 5 light cycles before you could even hope to get a gap. 

I do wonder if Microsoft will consciously uncouple some of the stupid support studio moves Activision has made lately. Pretty sure VV has done all they can to help with Diablo 4. And then you have all those studios that just came CoD support studios. Which doesn’t seem to be helping get new games out. 

Phil Spencer is our only hope.

Lighting candles and doing a weird ceremony I just made up to will Phil Spencer into reviving THPS 3+4 Remake after Activision canceled it and sent the development studio into the Diablo 4 polishing mines.

I know. They act like it was a big deal. Just an xbox exclusive. Its not like the following one and upcoming one are not going to the PS5.

You mean the man who didn’t have a gun and was killed in cold blood? GTFO racist.

Complains about a thought out article discussing an attempt to play a game in a non-standard way.  Kotaku commenters at their typical.  lol

The government has a legal mandatory requirement to citizens to purchase a for-profit product but corporations don’t have a legal requirement to provide it.

Thanks for posting all three versions to compare, I’d never seen anything other than the first version. (Clearly superior, and gag or no, the other two are too much “that is a face that has known TikTok” for the genre they’re riffing.)