The character of Black Panther has inheritance built into its DNA.

There are few defenders of the year 2020 out there, but I'll bet they also defend cancer. 

Fuck cancer and fuck this year.

MY first thought was, he lied in every word,

“You know that terrible cover of ‘Behind Blue Eye’ that Limp Bizkit did?”

But the real lies..were the friends they made along the way....

“Duty. Honor. Courage. Blue Lives Matter.”

Sharing a lie on social media doesn’t make it true.

I know Crocs are supposed to be hideous....but DAMN those are ugly. Shouldn’t Jr. Fascist be against people putting their feet on our storied flag?

Those fucking ‘Murica uggs are the shit icing on the incel cake. 

Twilight Princess and Breath of the Wild were both system sellers, but that might be unfair since both bridged console generations (it’d be like if the first or second Last of Us was delayed a few months and did the same for Sony).

RNC is furiously scrambling to squeeze him in as a day three convention speaker...

I know Randall Flagg is supposed to be the epitome of evil, but did they have to make him look Jared Leto-level douchey? I mean, don’t get me wrong, that’s definitely a type of evil.

He looks like a guy who just finished eating his first bowl of dog shit for the day. 

“As you can see, my husband’s position is one that requires him to be skilled in matters of oversight.”

Is tuition cheaper if I watch from the corner of the room...

Oh, the replies! The replies!!!

I feel bad that their kids now have to deal with their parent’s hypocrisy and sex lives exposed. My smug cousin posted a “Proud Papa” picture of his son’s first day at Liberty College this morning on social media. I’m nearly having to sit on my hands to keep from commenting on his page.