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I’d make that argument for all social media.  Maybe that means I’m officially old-man status.  Pardon me, while I go yell at these passing clouds...

This tone-deaf bitch can fuck right off. I feel like the entire Trump family is competing for the title of Dumbest Trump. There are no winners here.  ;_;

“I accidentally said the quiet part loud. I deeply regret my actions (but will never change my racist beliefs).”

Bonus points for “America style” - covered in ranch dressing.

At this rate, I’m expecting his chin to fully slough off his face sometime next year.  Guy looks like he’s turning into pudding.

Or, “many people tell me that’s Teddy Roosevelt.” 

I’m going to have to rewatch Hannibal again, aren’t I?  Loved that show.

This is one of my favorite epsisodes of Community so I’m bummed. The drow-elf-face wasn’t that great of a bit but the entire episode is fantastic.

I was going to be upset if they had to recast Amos. Alex can stay or go.

Tell me more about Push Butt.

Just two classy dudes dressed up to ride some roller coasters.  Awesome.

No jury in the world would convict him of that.

This all seems like a bit of a reach to me but maybe I’m just an asshole. I grew up playing with those cards (or at least aware of them) and I didn’t think they had any ulterior motives.

I got one last week and the shampoo/scalp massage part felt really relaxing. Part of me must be missing human contact. I just want to sweat less now that it’s getting hot out.  :\

YES, I have been jonesing for some movie-theater popcorn. My arteries feel so unencumbered without a monthly lard injection.

That’s an accurate synopsis.  I made it through the main game & 1st DLC but stalled on the 2nd DLC as I got so burned out.  I’ll grind it out eventually. Enjoying Nier Automata right now.

The real issue is why is that five-year old’s eyes so close together?

I’m sure the awful name didn’t help.

Oz has not aged well, at all. 

Or a few more completely bonkers Christmas episodes.  Love them.