So, so many questions.

‘Ham-golem’ is a fantastic description of Jones. *golf clap*

Or have his character get hit in the throat, permanently changing his voice.  Fix that shit. 

That would be way less creepy if the heads weren’t tilted at that angle as if they were actually hanging. Almost makes me think it was a genius addition by a graffiti artist.

That is the first song I thought of when reading this headline.  Super creepy and used in Cat’s Eye in the 80's.

Amazing, but why aren’t there more of the white sparkly lights centered around his nostrils?

Don’t get my hopes up like that, you bastard!  ;(

I liked the White Male Rage jingle, esp. the lines “I watch it every day while I work out” and “I watched it alone on Christmas.”

The line readings were great, especially “once in a damn while” from Cecily.

I came here to post that same thing. No idea what’s going on w that shirt but the bulges are random as fuck.

The studio execs that green-lit this abortion should be executed.

I would actually watch it if it went full-on bonkers like that. Assuming it’ll be shit, though.

I was shocked a friend of mine bought an Echo Dot on Black Friday considering he’s constantly broke and that seems like the most useless piece of shit.

I’ve cut my Amazon shopping way down but I still place ~1 order a month and that’s mostly for shit I can’t find elsewhere.

But we’re saving a nickel by cutting our lowest, most customer-facing worker’s pay and, oh shit, we just lost a $1 in revenue by losing customers sick of the shitty service.

THERE ARE DOZENS OF US!   It will be missed.  ;_;

Yup, it’s working well for the Republican party too.

Only if Fox News runs a segment on potato shortages.

90% of the reason I want to see this is because of Pugh.  Loved her in Midsommar.

lol, I’m stealing this saying.