Well, there are at least three of us!

I need to listen to 69 Love Songs by The Magnetic Fields again.
Love The Moon and Antarctica and Lonesome Crowded West. Those are some prime road trip albums to just put on and roll.

Is it manliest or most homo-erotic? Not that there’s anything wrong with that...

I’ve almost audibly gasped when I’ve found out how old some of my co-workers are.  I would have pegged them for 10 years older than their chronological age.  Reminds me to take care of myself.

The Taco Bell ones are pretty easy to use and nice when I go at off-peak times because there never seems to be more than 3 people working at TB.

That’s how I felt about Splinter. I hope all the writers find other gigs while this corpse slowly goes under. Fuck private equity goons.

So it makes perfect sense why he was there as young actors are his primary group of victims.  Guy’s consistent. 

Hell yes! The future of cars is not self-driving but rodent driven. I want a capybara chauffeur.

Agreed, terrible people holding terrible views checks out.  Super awful if this broad really does make $780k/yr +.  That’s just being fucking petty.

That was the sketch where I decided to go to bed.  Just a dud of sketch.

I loved this piece and ‘Bert’ looked both terrifying and completely true to muppet Bert. Rest of the episode felt weak.

That broad is out COLD to have no reaction to that landing. 

Hahaha, holy shit! How did he not realize he had a wild bobcat on his hands? Was it a juvenile or young because I’d think the size would be an indicator.

Yup, this lady sounds like 100% awful.  Fuck that bitch.  She sounds like a neighbor I’d hate to have. 

My bullshit meter went off when this lady said Trump was “so tall” and “strong.” Obviously, all of this behavior is on-brand and believable for him but damn does that drag down the credibility for me.

This entire thread is terrifying but it’s totally Jared in the gimp suit.  I doubt Ivanka even watches.

Well, he did have a coughing fit in front of Trump once and that prissy little bitch flipped out. 

Depressing and accurate.

This tweet is terrifying.  He has lost whatever shit he theoretically had left. 

Ahahaha, I would buy that game in a heartbeat!