I thought it was Princess Astra?

“Trust me, nothing good will come from meeting local kids.” - Marco Rubio

If you haven’t seen it, see it.

How is it not a conflict of interest for the guy named Garafolo to be reporting on the guy named Garappolo? Are we even sure they’re different guys?

Foles now holds a Super Bowl record that Brady doesnt! Most passes caught for a TD by a QB

When you complain about the “made-up subplots” and talk about how they should have explored Winchester’s “beliefs,” you’re buying into the nonsense the film is selling (and that the Winchester House tour guides have been selling for years).

Clue was just a Red Herring.

Rockets historically don’t perform well when confronted with a Challenger.

So much dishonor for so many families. The streets will run red tonight.

The Blast also reports that the police are investigating Lee’s inner circle, as the amount of people who would benefit from that money being deposited to the charity’s coffers is fairly small

Big deal. FIFA has been determining outcomes with paper in briefcases for decades.

This is not Satan. It’s not GREAT, but it’s not Satan...

I’m willing to bet that she weighs the same as a duck

I thought the last 10 months would have been sufficient warning about the dangers of replacing a competent black man with an inexperienced and unqualified white guy, but here we are again.

This is like eating a mediocre chicken sandwich at a restaurant and then demanding you also be allowed to eat the beaks and feathers.

When they first announced Gal Gadot was going to be Wonder Woman I couldn’t see it.

You gotta admit, being pregnant is a great alibi for throwing up constantly while making a Zack Snyder DC movie.

DC: “But it’s so hard to do Kirby stuff on film, it was tailor-made for comics”

The new Mythbusters really missed out by letting him go. I personally would have liked to have seen them go with two teams to test myths, and Allen be on at least one of them.

But not the storebought kind, no sir! After I gather up the hoof clippins’, I render em’ down and make my own paste. It’s free and it keeps my boots waterproof in a pinch as well!