When he made the whole “He’s no Matt Ryan...” spiel*, the “aren’t I such a clever boy?” smarm could have flooded my car.

Matthew Stafford: Age 29, career QB rating 86.8, 0-3 playoff record, highest paid player in league.

“SAD!”

Like old Toohotformilk there, I’ve also lived through plenty of hurricanes. When you’ve been through enough, you stop worrying about them and you don’t prepare like it’s your first time - you get some water and plywood the windows and hunker down. My dad, who’s in his 70's and has ridden out every hurricane that’s…

Remember this, everyone?

I think I speak for all of us when I say: Oh come the FUCK on!

Gonna be a lot of mid-field runs.

“Hi Joe, Yes, that is a cell phone in my pocket, and yes, I am glad to see you.”

Old people shouldn’t drive if they cant avoid a car going 5mph

I mean, you get into a five mph fenderbender with some old folks and the old guy dies? I’d be sad too.

I’m surprised Brooklynites don’t pack the Barclays Center, if only for the dim hope that they can someday brag to their friends

These need to be 10x the current price. The amount of traffic these signs generate is massive.

What a godawful feeling it must be knowing he can’t even hope for our government to put pressure on Erdogan. The Trumpists are probably taking notes. “Ooooh, take the family members of protesters hostage! What a great idea!”

“being a member of a terrorist organization”...

My kid is going to be relieved. I told him he was going to have to take down his Hernandez Fathead if he was found guilty.

And Winona Ryder spent an entire decade relegated to b list supporting roles...for shop lifting.