Hi Im Jason Torchinsky. You may remember me from other great automotive mysteries such as:

To me this feels like a relationship between neighbors that has soured, if it was ever good in the first place.

Agreed. You don’t have to RSVP for every argument you’re invited to.

When you started writing this post the trucks were blue weren’t they?

Posted this on Oppo a while back. My goodness it’s ugly, and I want one!

The V6 was better than any V8 they had at the time, and only the first year had 200 hp. They upped it to 250 for later years.

I’d say a Tatra T603... I think they’re gorgeous, but I know that’s not a universal feeling.

Lotus/Caterham Seven.

I think there are only two ways to fix this. Either the neighbors deal with it, or they ALL get massive trailers. Heck, rent them out as apartments while you’re at it. Neighbors don’t like it? Screw them, this is ‘merica.

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Jason what in the fuck

Lotus Europa. Never seen one, seems terrible on paper, but its insanely lightweight and its design is completely polarizing. Most of them have fallen apart due to shoddy workmanship and experimental assembly methods. Just cool, Yugo cool.

Ute aughta know

But they suck when they freeze shut in the winter. You have to push the button in while pulling the handle out, so you’re applying two opposing forces at once. Not fun.

fiesta ST? No.....The GTI is and will always will be the camry of hot hatches. I see a dozen a day driven by every single possible demographic you can think of. Ive never seen an ST driven by someone remotely old or feminine.

Sounds like you hate the people more than the car. Driving a Miata is fun even if you think it looks stupid.

Interesting idea. I would add that any motor assisted bike start the race with depleted batteries / capacitors. This means all energy has to be supplied by the meatbag in the race to make things fair.

Though most of this may be true, I like you people anyway. I left Motor Trend for Jalopnik, and let me tell you, I went back the other day, and their comment section is just the same 5 guys flaming each other. I’m never going back!

That’ll only ruin your mood if you’re a snob. To everyone else, the sound of a turbo VR6 would be happiness.

Until you get the earnest cries of “it’s not a neon, it’s an srt-4"....