Question - why didn't Kevin Draper write this story for Deadspin? It was a fascinating piece, but I was surprised to see it published somewhere else.

Regarding the sugar problem with Gatorade for rehydration, I recommend finding Gatorade's G2. It's their low-calorie drink option. It's also my go-to for morning after rehydration. The people working Saturday and Sunday mornings at the CVS on my block got to know the worst side of me pretty well... blood shot eyes,…

My body lies to me. My brain lies to me.. I guess I'll have to follow Brent's advice and go with the small and large intestines ....they sound like my friends. Hope the office party does not include a Mexican buffet with Jalapeno and spicy salsa.

the only thing I took away from this is that somehow my liver and small intestine are to be blamed, and I should immediately have them removed.

One time I split 2 gallons of eggnog, which included 1 liter of rum, with three people. It was the most horrible evening ever. And I puked endlessly. Although it was quite pleasant coming up, so my 15 year old self didn't even care. The bad part was that I wasn't even drunk. Too much nog. So, you can definitely…

This is all a bunch of BS, everyone that "in the know" understands the goal is to find the person who can have the largest impact on your career, shame them into getting very drunk and then exploit that mishap for the rest of your career.

Was that guy last year, had it this year last night. Drank water and left after raffle was done with 2 hours left. Very boring but wasn't "that guy" and that felt awesome.

This post is all wrong. The best way to drink at the holiday party and keep your shit together is to practice drinking regularly. It's the 10,000 hour rule, basically.

So it's the prequel to Birdman

Part of me thinks this will be eerily similar to "Welcome Home Roscoe Jenkins." Which is ok, because I really liked that movie.

(Dawson)'s a single mom trying to make a living as a writer

Where's the black man in drag or evil dark skin dude who is probably bald as fuck?

I know you're not supposed to judge movies from their tv commercials, but this movie looks like a Tyler Perry style piece of crap.

"'Nearing fifty?'"

Less?? Try half- the USDA Prime beef at my local specialty grocery maxes out at $19.99 ap pound, and it's often possible to get it ever more cheaply. And I don't care what anyone says, prime meat is prime meat. Save your money.

Seriously! You can buy an entire QUARTER FUCKING COW for that price. No shit. A quarter of a damned cow.

Not bad? They come out to nearly $40 a pound for the steak (plus $50 for delivery!), and you still have to prepare them yourself. Your town probably has a top end butcher who can hook you up for less than that if you really want high end stuff.