Question - why didn't Kevin Draper write this story for Deadspin? It was a fascinating piece, but I was surprised to see it published somewhere else.

So it's the prequel to Birdman

Part of me thinks this will be eerily similar to "Welcome Home Roscoe Jenkins." Which is ok, because I really liked that movie.

(Dawson)'s a single mom trying to make a living as a writer

Where's the black man in drag or evil dark skin dude who is probably bald as fuck?

I know you're not supposed to judge movies from their tv commercials, but this movie looks like a Tyler Perry style piece of crap.

"'Nearing fifty?'"

Did Chuck Johnson shit so hard that he lost a dimple?

He has definitely shit the bed on more than one occasion. Whether any of his fetid, discolored excrement oozed down his sheets on to the floor below is anyone's guess.

You may not accuse me of racism, sexism, blah blah-ish without asking me for my point of view first.

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Less?? Try half- the USDA Prime beef at my local specialty grocery maxes out at $19.99 ap pound, and it's often possible to get it ever more cheaply. And I don't care what anyone says, prime meat is prime meat. Save your money.

Seriously! You can buy an entire QUARTER FUCKING COW for that price. No shit. A quarter of a damned cow.

Not bad? They come out to nearly $40 a pound for the steak (plus $50 for delivery!), and you still have to prepare them yourself. Your town probably has a top end butcher who can hook you up for less than that if you really want high end stuff.

He is the most miserable gay man I have ever seen. She is quite the cook even if her show is pretentious and annoying.

Alton Brown is where it's at.

Ina Garten is one of the few old school Food Network stars I can stand. Besides making good food without histrionics, I like it when her husband rolls up in his 7-series like a real Hamptons Gangsta

I'm sorry but this is bullshit. If you heard probably 99% of the pop stars these days sing live "unplugged" with no reverb or accompaniment I doubt it would be much better. Beyonce can't sing half as well. Mariah has some def vocal problems, wear and tear from all the riffing and over singing, but this is unfair…