I have an easy out to the NL but it didn’t go so hot for the Dutch in WW2. If Russia gets through Germany we’d be fucked.

This!!!! EVERY TIME I’ve tried to shop in stores or online lately, I am inundated by these fucking off the shoulder garments, and I’m shopping at PLUS SIZE RETAILERS. Like, whoooo theeee fuck in a 22/24 or 3X is going to look cute in some shit that requires an invisible bra? My titties are 42DDD. I need straps, y’all.…

Well, if we each took one of the 28 en suite bedrooms, 8.5 million divided by 28 comes to $303,571.43 each.

You can tell a lot about a person by their feelings on Donnie Darko.

Miller and Bannon with an assist from Ivanka’s gay husband.

Not to mention- where were these people defending Baron when Chelsea was called the white house dog by Rush Limbaugh? Did he lose his show like that SNL writer lost hers? Where were these people when they called Sasha and Malia affirmative action takers and monkeys and wished cancer upon them?

I’m a bad person for what? Hoping that maybe Trump has to see his kid go through a fraction of the kind of suffering he’s inflicting on other kids? I’ll take it. Yeah, I really don’t have enough shits to give about Baron, sorry.

The important thing is that white people in Idaho feel safe from Mexicans.

No but I’m kegeling up a storm over here with my baby destroyed vagina

I want Canada to annex us because Justin Trudeau has invaded my heart.

Seriously. That place is like a human-nazi-centipede.

If they thought I was a nasty, shrill, bleeding-heart, progressive, feminist liberal before, they haven’t seen anything yet.

Seriously at this point how the fuck is this real life. It’s too much to absorb. Like my new reality has shifted too quickly and I can’t fucking handle it. If I had the money I seriously would just go and herd cows at this point. The world has gone fucking mad.

at least he’s not using it as a verb

also: ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

Fuck her and her three small children.

Where the hell was the Democratic Party on this one? They sent no money, no volunteers, no endorsements. They gave up on the last chance to set up a roadblock for Trump.

I’d hate to lose a historic building, but if the cabinet ever meets at Trump Tower, one well placed artillery shell will rid the country of an ugly building and some of it’s worst citizens.

Stop trying to make “alt-left” happen, it’s never going to happen