That’s the dirty little secret about quitting ... it takes a long time to get over the cravings, and they hit you over the head when you least expect it. About 7 months after I quit, I walked through a cloud of smoke at the subway station, and it hit me like a ton of bricks all of a sudden. I had not had a craving…

The author of the Vice article just seems very immature: Numerous relationship partners did not meet your requirements, but you continued the relationship every time? She has vowed to never give another person oral forever. Forever is a long time, girl.

I don't even think they need that much money. The test would be something simple like "Does this box of Taco Bell Doritos Tacos Locos look appetizing to you?"

when my hands are super dry I call them my Madonna hands and people find their ashiness quite shocking.

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Putting this out here:

Just love your kids.

Have they considered working from home with Google?

Speaking of...

italian defensive prowess = holding onto the ball, preventing the ghanians from walking into their box. american defensive prowess = giving hte ball away to ghanians, hoping that they keep shooting from 100 yards out into outerspace

I was in that pool when they had us get out to find some guy a good five minutes later, drowned and unbelievably blue - had to be '85 0r '86. At that time it was basically a free-for-all and there was a short slide near the top, as well as just a ledge to jump off. First dead body for me. We left after that. Drove…

Bought. Thanks. I've been looking for a solution like this. And they used Andrew Bird's music. :D

Not. having. it.

I don't see a stovetop moka pot in that list of examples. I love my Bialetti. You should get an espresso grind for this, but not the super finely ground kind that's mean for machines or it'll gum up your pot.