Also, he doesn’t whip his dick out in front of his co-workers. He could, but he doesn’t.

My favorite line from the linked piece on the Mulaney sitcom is:

“Mulaney is more Bob Newhart than Louis CK.”

In hindsight that’s a pretty huge compliment.

I know it’s childish, but I still laugh internally every time I see someone coming out of Costco with what practically amounts to a palette of toilet paper. Rough Taco Tuesday life, y’all.

I’m sure the executive level card was used and yes, cashback applies on big purchases. I never had the Executive card until I made a $$$$$ purchase where they informed me that just the cash back alone on the purchase would more than pay for the card upgrade. The buyer may have bought it just for the diamond alone I…

me too, i want the blue one!

And if you get a hotdog at the snack stand after buying the ring, you save an additional, like, $10 on lunch.

I’m partial to the giant sapphire myself. 

I’ve noticed Costco’s venture into discount luxury of late. The email I just read offered a $3,500 discount on a private jet membership. Sticker price of membership before discounts, 30 G.

That helped put the NY housewives exclamations of “Ooh Costco!” on an upstate drive in context. 

Devil’s advocate: their misogyny is a symptom of their self-hate.  Once they gain more confidence about their appearance, they potentially can be happier with themselves, and kinder to the rest of the world.

I’m just so sick of these guys whining about how “attractive” people get more positive attention. No shit. Welcome to the world. That’s shouldn’t be a revelation to anyone. What baffles me is their inability to see attractiveness as a package deal. Yeah, good looks are going to get you more swipes on Tinder or…

Imagine thinking that many thousands of dollars of dangerous, invasive surgery, halfway across the globe was a better, easier idea than some marginal self-improvement in terms of hygiene and standard of living. If that doesn’t speak to some serious mental illness I truly don’t know what does.

The whole article is worth a read, but here’s my favorite/dear lord help us all moment. After going on and on about how his appearance is keeping him from attracting the women he so deserves, Truth4Lies then drops this little nugget on us:

I doubt all of the patients this doctor sees are incels. Some may just have a desire for larger testicles and the money to pay for them.

I rather that part of the man be as unnoticeable as possible, lol. I’m not grossed out by them but I never looked at a pair and said, “I wish they were bigger!”

Dear incels, we are not interested in dinosaur egg-sized testicles. What the FUCK ever gave you that idea???

The Carter-Keaton Principle (TM me) is as follows: When casting an iconic pop culture figure, one would do well to fill the role with an actor that is either 1)not well known or 2)not known for the genre in which the role is set.

I know a woman who is a store manager at a Kay subsidiary. She is always singing the company’s praises and I’m sure would strongly disagree with these accusations.

However... she is also the type of woman who would absolutely tell an employee they should be flattered by sexual harassment. She is of the “strong women…

Evidently, every kiss did not begin with "okay."

My aunt was interviewed and photographed for this story. She loved her job for a long time. Loved it. She’s the fun aunt of the family. We’d stop by her store to watch her do fancy stuff in the middle of fancy things; corporate suit on, bunch of paper work, keys to everything. And even as kids we noticed she was…