In the US, Woolworth’s is so old and gone, the internet wasn’t the cause of its demise; shopping malls were.

Right? This had to be an older kid too. It’s not like a five year old has access to needles, the forethought to carry them to the store, and then the follow through of putting them into fruit.

God this is almost as bad as that crazy fuck who poisoned all those bottles of Tylenol here. 

At least once, the culprit was a child who admitted to playing a prank.

My friend sent me this New Yorker cartoon, I am not sure how old it is but it made us laugh

Wait till they make you start filling out TPS Reports in triplicate.

Does anyone else have to deal with corporate shenanigans at work? At my job, the executive leadership team decided to use this system for efficiency developed by Toyota, adapted (poorly) for a hospital system. It’s a real waste of my time, and three times a week, I text my husband, time for the corporate jargon…

Our Keurig was filled with ants. Someone cleaned it out and people still use it but nooooooooooope. I have a electric tea kettle in my room (and a miniature fridge for milk), and I just make tea or pour over coffee. (One of my coworkers has a mini French press tumbler combo.) I work with big kids though, so that helps…

I <3 red pandas!

I have the TV on a football game, but muted so I can hear the roller derby championships. I think I might be driving Mr Duck up a wall...

I’m choosing to believe they had a falling out over the thermostat and which way the toilet paper roll should hang...

Plus a few more

I decided to look this guy up awhile back...I figured, “He looks like a doofus, he’s a terrible person...he must make pretty good music if he people keep listening to him!”

If we’re all going to be posting animal pics, I’m posting some of the pics I got at the zoo last weekend. The animals were extra perky and photogenic and we have a baby elephant that was born a month ago!

This guy usually does my laundry. But he’s not very good.

That is one well-trained beagle. I grew up with them. They’d get up on their fat haunches and try to pluck birds out of the sky. This was in suburban NYC circa 1970, not in Victorian England 1870, nor Tudor England circa 1570.

Lulu... she likes to watch tv with me like this

What a cute face! I’m assuming he’s quite appropriately named as well.

Pets! Show us your pets! This guys is named Fearless.

RE: Heartwarming bird and dog SNS leader: