...on a FE350 or 500...

Because Jalopnik is smart enough to realize there is an audience much, MUCH larger than just you, Pumpkin...

You’re boring

Sean’s one of the best motorcycle journalists I’ve yet read.

I think anyone that owned a VW and saw the value drop 15-20%+ and was offered a tiny deal on a new car might still be miffed.

So I help out a charity that runs free advanced driver safety course for teens, we had an event in Pomona at the fair grounds this weekend. The first thing we talk about is any recent traffic deaths, every event we have something major in LA or Orange County to talk about. This weekend it was this. One of the parents…

The top image is a garbage example of a slab pour; where is the inspector? No only is that woven wire mesh not on chairs, making it useless, but it looks like it is way, way too wet and has way too much aggregate in it. Furthermore, that sand doesn’t look compacted, which makes me wonder what this is for.

noooope.

“...time at the dispensaries...”

Here's a more simple and IMO beautiful radial. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Le_Rhône

... and 427 rear-wheel lb-ft of torque.

Yes — because they ‘weren’t allowed’ to fail. That’s what you get.

I saw a BMW with its turn signal on once.

I left my GSXR on the east coast mounted on my grandfather’s garage wall sipping fuel stabilizer, and that’s probably where it will live until the end of days.

I'll take my chances.

Ah yes, we’ll have the Thunderbirds put on an airshow over Raqqa. That should do it. They’ll be so awestruck by our tight formation flying and ‘Rock You Like a Hurricane’ that they’ll drop their weapons and immediately rethink this whole Caliphate thing.

Every day is Lanesplitter day, you just don’t know it yet.

The fact you think I'm serious reveals how fucking bonkers these people have become.

I use jokes sometimes. Rarely are the funny. I’ll try more harder.

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