Schrödinger’s President. From the people who brought us Schrödinger’s Immigrant:

I love how President Biden is (in the minds of MAGA morons) simultaneously a dementia-addled puppet reading off of cue cards and a criminal mastermind overseeing an international money laundering ring of pedophiles.

Seriously. His political stances are not stopping him from wearing sunblock.

wow, dawsons creaky. 

There can be multiple dangers to the world. Just because this is one doesn't mean climate change ceases to exist. 

Why not Landrew? or Agamus? Or Peanut Hamper, the mathematically perfect named exo-comp? 

I’m def feeling Ian Malcom vibes from Jurassic Park when he says: “.... Yeah but your scientists have been so preoccupied whether or not they could, they never stopped to think if they should” over all of this. And we all know tech bros and members of Congress aren’t the most reliable when it comes to ethics. 

Paul Wesley is older than Shatner was in TOS, and is playing a version of Kirk who’s supposed to be 5-7 years younger. It’s a bit weird.

Ignoring the absolute slander on Pike’s Peak, I think any awkwardness from the Lower Decks crossover episode is probably because of how difficult comedic timing can be - this is a primarily dramatic trailer stitching together clips for a primarily dramatic show, the little snippits of comedy aren’t going to work as…

I am stupid excited for this episode.

That, and Jesus Christ...how can a woman actually suffering through hyperemesis (by all accounts, a hell that makes plain old morning sickness look pleasant) NOT understand how other women might feel like they can’t face going through a pregnancy? These assholes have empathy only with themselves.

So the deciding vote was cast by someone pregnant? She does understand that if she has further complications or miscarries, she might have just denied herself timely, competent medical care?

“I’m so pro-life I don’t care if I endanger my own pregnancy.”

What an odd fucking comment.

Brilliant pedigree...How many people can you name that backed The Vandals, Devo, Sting, Nine Inch Nails, The Offspring, Weezer, Mike Ness, and Paramore? He is still considered THE man to call for any fill in for band tours or session drumming with the amount of adaptation he can do. He can even mimic styles quickly…

Freese seems like the perfect choice for them. Solid professional drummer, knows how to rock, can sing if necessary, has goofy dad vibes.

No. But residuals, which they don’t want to pay anyone anyway, are still something that cost them money.

I would like the Disney executive who made this decision to break the news to my 10-year-old who rewatches The Mysterious Benedict Society every month. 

Kinda wild that they invested so much in Willow and won’t even let it sit in the library for awhile. I can understand not doing another season, but not even letting people get a chance to maybe watch it and see if it picks up anything? I guess there’s just no getting around that it was giant flop.

Good news everyone!