I went to a religious high school and nothing got me to read a book faster than knowing it was banned. Those books were the only culture I got in high school. The staggering stupidity of these people is mind boggling but hopefully it’ll inspire some sheltered kids to read something good.

Yeah, I feel like there is a lot being left out here.

Absolutely agree. Not only will TV not melt their brains outright (we’re still here) but not all screen time is the same. There are a lot of educational games out there and most of the cartoons my kid watches are a lot less mind numbing than the Loony Tunes we grew up with. Lumping those hours in with hours of…

I read Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Trail ‘72 by Hunter S Thompson (which is good, if you like HST) a while ago. The one thing that really stuck with me is the Dems were saying the exact same thing 50 years ago and it still does’t work/isn’t true.

I am an architect. This is exactly what they have.

Headcanon accepted

Cosigned 

Am I reading this right? Disney made an admitted accounting error of $496,111 that they thought was in their favor. After Nye questioned this, it took them 8 years to do (or rather release) an internal audit and when they did, they discovered that it wasn’t actually an $496,111 error in Disney’s favor but a $9million…

That was my thought too. Also the venus symbol in the logo seems pretty unlikable to his hyper fragile masculinity.

More importantly than not congratulating men who take leave is shaming men who don’t.

That’s it. I’ve run out of patience, grace, and tact. I hate every one of these fuckers.

I’ve had the shittest of mornings and his made me snort-laugh out loud. Thank you for some proper Kinja.

Youngest person would work as well. In my personal, completely subjective experience, young men are the most likely to not be paying any attention at all to their surroundings and are most chagrined when they notice a visibly pregnant lady they didn’t offer a seat to therefore making them the fastest to stand up.

If you’re showing and no one offers a seat find the youngest guy in the car and ‘accidentally’ bump into him when the train lurches (it helps if you rub your belly). Works every time.

God has, hands down, the worst fan club.

Can we please stop being cruel to kids for the amusement of adults?

I didn't know that! That is so sweet!!! 

Every. Single. Win. 

preach 

I’m sorry. Do you sit on a horse while painting on a canvas, or are you literally painting the horse with, like, horse-safe paint? I can’t get this out of my head. (horse painting aside, this is an excellent and super creepy story!!)