Cosigned 

Am I reading this right? Disney made an admitted accounting error of $496,111 that they thought was in their favor. After Nye questioned this, it took them 8 years to do (or rather release) an internal audit and when they did, they discovered that it wasn’t actually an $496,111 error in Disney’s favor but a $9million…

That was my thought too. Also the venus symbol in the logo seems pretty unlikable to his hyper fragile masculinity.

More importantly than not congratulating men who take leave is shaming men who don’t.

That’s it. I’ve run out of patience, grace, and tact. I hate every one of these fuckers.

I’ve had the shittest of mornings and his made me snort-laugh out loud. Thank you for some proper Kinja.

Youngest person would work as well. In my personal, completely subjective experience, young men are the most likely to not be paying any attention at all to their surroundings and are most chagrined when they notice a visibly pregnant lady they didn’t offer a seat to therefore making them the fastest to stand up.

If you’re showing and no one offers a seat find the youngest guy in the car and ‘accidentally’ bump into him when the train lurches (it helps if you rub your belly). Works every time.

God has, hands down, the worst fan club.

Can we please stop being cruel to kids for the amusement of adults?

I didn't know that! That is so sweet!!! 

Every. Single. Win. 

preach 

I’m sorry. Do you sit on a horse while painting on a canvas, or are you literally painting the horse with, like, horse-safe paint? I can’t get this out of my head. (horse painting aside, this is an excellent and super creepy story!!)

I was in my third undecided year of undergrad, running low on gen-ed classes, and getting really stressed about What I Was Going To Do With My Life. I waited tables at the time and one slow night got into a conversation with an old guy about my general lack of direction. He told me he was an engineer and that I should…

I’m about 3/4 of the way through The Testaments and news like this is not helping my general level of resting state rage. 

good.

I would do it again, but would make some different decisions (hindsight being 20/20). It is spectacularly hard though so I do not blame anyone who choses not to reproduce or regrets that they did. Whether the drudgery is “worth it” is a deeply personal and subjective thing.

The stress caused by trying to sleep in a position that is unnatural to you is more likely detrimental in my mind than the act of sleeping on your back.

this is definitely a thing