I’ve had the shittest of mornings and his made me snort-laugh out loud. Thank you for some proper Kinja.

Youngest person would work as well. In my personal, completely subjective experience, young men are the most likely to not be paying any attention at all to their surroundings and are most chagrined when they notice a visibly pregnant lady they didn’t offer a seat to therefore making them the fastest to stand up.

If you’re showing and no one offers a seat find the youngest guy in the car and ‘accidentally’ bump into him when the train lurches (it helps if you rub your belly). Works every time.

Looking back at the first trailer I do think they tweaked the CGI around some of the faces. Idris Elba and Judi Dench in particular seems to look more like themselves.

God has, hands down, the worst fan club.

I’ve been into his ambient stuff since Ghosts and obviously his soundtrack work with Atticus Ross has been stellar. Seeing the teaser though I’m curious how much this is going to be a departure from the other soundtrack work he’s done.

Pixar’s new animated film, Soul, featuring an original soundtrack by Nine Inch Nails’ Trent Reznor.

Can we please stop being cruel to kids for the amusement of adults?

Who knows, it all seems so early they probabily don’t even know for sure.

I think that’s likely, given that he’s pretty busy and the show still seems nascent. Probabily better for their budget too.

I didn't know that! That is so sweet!!! 

I believe there was talk of him showing up in the Kate Bishop Hawkeye show, but probabily not as a regular.

I’m guessing they are talking about “seeing it from the point of view not of Dredd" because they couldn't get Urban. Which is a bummer, at one point he was interested in doing it. 

Every. Single. Win. 

preach 

I’m sorry. Do you sit on a horse while painting on a canvas, or are you literally painting the horse with, like, horse-safe paint? I can’t get this out of my head. (horse painting aside, this is an excellent and super creepy story!!)

I was in my third undecided year of undergrad, running low on gen-ed classes, and getting really stressed about What I Was Going To Do With My Life. I waited tables at the time and one slow night got into a conversation with an old guy about my general lack of direction. He told me he was an engineer and that I should…

Deadline reports Idina Menzel is now in talks to play Evelyn, “the wicked stepmother” in Sony’s live-action Cinderella.

I’m about 3/4 of the way through The Testaments and news like this is not helping my general level of resting state rage. 

I will be deeply disappointed if Avasarala doesn’t make a snarky comment about Jim’s beard