Honestly? No.

Not hate, but mild contempt. Let’s not oversell it. She’s pretentious. So is Foer. (He is also very overrated.) Pretentious people are annoying.

I don’t care for her because it seems like it’s performative. Like she wants us all to tell her how smart she is as opposed to just knowing it. Look, she’s clearly a smart woman. And I don’t really hate her, but I do find her irritating. I wish young women would be encouraged to show their smarts more often, but to me…

I feel like the garbage day part is just an homage to Flight of the Conchords’ “Business Time”.

For reasons I can’t completely express right now because I’m sleepy, the emails, with their overly complicated wording and ridiculous “Look at me! Look at me!” tone, made me laugh when juxtaposed against a bunch of photos of Portman in bathing suits. I feel like the writer in the Times is trolling really successfully…

We all write awful emails. But sharing your emails with the public is like the fucking zenith of narcissism.

It’s viscerally embarrassing to read. I suddenly feel ashamed of all the obviously, transparently performative emails I’ve written to smart boys in a desperate bid to get laid.

After careful consideration, and hour long (coughthreesecondscough) deliberation, I have come to the inevitable conclusion that I’m all:

So this week, by tomorrow, we’ll have one cop fired for posting a video, and zero cops fired for shooting black men in scenarios escalated solely by the police involved.

The punishment for sex offenses is not public execution. The process against someone carrying an illegal weapon does not involve murdering them. The facts you are bringing up are irrelevant to this story because they have nothing to do with getting gunned down by two policemen who probably won’t even be questioned…

But the cops didn't know any of that when they arrived on the scene. He could have been a serial killer and this shooting would have still be unjustified.

This is why we need to teach critical thinking skills in schools.

This is not about politics. This is about equal consequences for racist behavior. If this was an Asian, Mexican, Caucasian or whoever saying the same exact words as Jesse Williams did, I would be against it and petitioned them to be fired if they did not suffer the same consequences as others have suffered for their…

30 is an awesome age. Old enough to stop giving as many fucks, young enough to still have plenty of fucks left.

Much like South Park, Schumer fearlessly tackles taboo subjects like incest and bodily excretions, except she’s a person, not a cartoon.

“As for the question of small businesses, “the fact of the matter is if the only way a business can succeed is by working someone at 60 hours a week for $25,000 a year, if the profit margin is that small, then that business has really big problems in and of itself,” she said. “That’s not the model we need to embrace…

i can’t even find any snark or cynicism here. this is just a decent, human thing to do. good for him and behati.

My reaction to the judgment of the mom is summed up by the Just World Fallacy. If I can find a way to blame the mom, then I don’t have to think about the fact that something like this could happen to my child.

I want to know what any one of these fucking lunatics would have done if it was their child in the gorilla enclosure. I truly am devastated that the he had to be killed. It’s awful. But between that and a child being ripped to shreds while dozens of people looked on, I’m going with shoot the gorilla.