To pick a year at random, all of the following made at least six starts in 1998: Tony Banks, Trent Dilfer, Steve Beuerlein, Chris Chandler, Charlie Batch, Kerry Collins, Danny Kanell, Erik Kramer, Craig Whelihan, Donald Hollis, Bobby Hoying, Steve Stenstrom, Ryan Leaf, Kent Graham, Elvis Grbac, Jeff George, and Rob…

This isn’t really on topic but, I’ve been watching a lot more soccer lately and am looking to learn a little more about what each player is supposed to do on and off the ball, how each formation should work, etc. Does anyone have any solid suggestions?

God, this is painful to watch. (Your writing, not the video.)

Doesn’t matter. That ball was more than catchable if he put two fucking hands on it

Very impressive. Every time I try to imitate college I end up unspeakably lit and lose a shoe.

Tom, should you focus on his penis when his balls are the real story? I understand the confusion since there’s not a vas deferens between the two.

Jeez if he was white, he’d have a TLC show and be an Arkansas state senator.

I’ll trade it for their not shooting any 12-year-olds with little warning and then lying to cover it up.

I don’t really think you can blame Gardner here. Someone has to think about the traditions of the game that make things so special. Can you blame him for wanting the game to be more of a throwback to when guys went in spikes high, every ground ball was run out to the fullest and fans would rush the field if visiting…

I am a white male and a Marine Corps combat veteran. I have been a Browns fan all my life.

I don’t know their goals, because I have read their statements on their actions, but often, protests serve to:

Curt Schilling: [sees footage of Beckham crumpled in pain]

He was second half sub, no? Also, that wasn’t a dive; Suarez’ dive was a dive. Don’t make me have to randomly defend CR7 up in here.

How can we expect defenders to know exactly where the head of the offensive player will be when they’re moving at high speed and the opponent is moving to try to avoid/minimize contact? It’s just not possible most of the time. Sure, penalize it I guess, but that’s not a solution in a situation like this.

D.C. United drops upwards of $3.5 million plus a seven-figure salary to sign Paul Arriola today. LA drops $8 million to bring Carlos Vela to an expansion team. Dom Dwyer gets sold (between two MLS teams!) two weeks ago for $1.5 million.

If you’re stupid enough to support pro/rel, you shouldn’t shit on USL teams. But Billy’s gonna Billy, so what can you do?

A boat’s a boat, but a mystery box could be anything. It could even be a boat!

Very misleading headline. Completely agree with this statement. Seems as though the author is writing an article mostly defending their choice to live alone to a person who never really asked the question.

The headline is a bit misleading. You should definitely experience living on your own in between living with roommates and living with a significant other.