You're the kind of Jets fan who makes it embarrassing for me to be a Jets fan.

You need to spoil it for us at some point - because I can't understand what the hell she said.

Her response was mumbled - what did she say?

photo caption: many, many others taking benefit from Todd Gurley's likeness.

You are a dumb, dense motherfucker.

"Both of the attackers, who are brothers".

he tried to sideswipe the vehicle and missed us by a foot

And still others are angered by the fact that Sam has been the victim of an apparent double standard, wherein high-profile draftees like Johnny Manziel—white, rich, and straight—are celebrated for racking up endorsements and Instagramming themselves holding fistfuls of cash while Sam, who grew up in extreme poverty…

You're totally right; the way in which he has turned down most of his sponsorship opportunities, canceled the reality documentary after negative feedback, performed well in the preseason, and given one interview since being drafted by the Rams (in which he talked about how performing well in the preseason gave him…

Considering how poorly put together Rose's knees seem to be, perhaps we should wait for tweets from Marc's brother, Franken.

Head architect Grigory Potemkin has some really beautiful plans for it, though.

Waiting for mustachioed newcomer Werdna Elddib to take the boat racing scene by storm.

I guess it's not "a tentpole game instead of a sequel", but as a beautiful-looking basically GTA game with some fun new styles of gameplay, I feel it's been a worthwhile purchase. Put about 40 hours into it so far and am only halfway through the (admittedly not stellar) storyline. I really enjoy that they designed a…

Worth noting on the standardized testing/educational competition stuff you write about here: Finland, arguably the world's best educational system, explicitly discourages that kind of thinking and focuses on equality instead of competition.

I don't think you can be that famous and not be at least a little crazy.

To make this analysis really meaningful, I think you'd also want to see the relevant contact rates. I mean, a hypothetical team composed of Rob Deer, Pete Incaviglia, or me, will see a lot of pitches because you need to see a minimum of 3 pitches to strike out. It just won't score a lot of runs because it will rarely…

no, it was.