I need a truck for work, but not the heavy duty capabilities of a 250 or above. I also love speed and handling (being a jalop), so I went with a 2003 Silverado SS. It'll do 0-60 in just over 6 seconds, then haul a pallet of boxes to a customer without breaking a sweat. My side business also requires towing/ hauling…

I asked a lady driving a Texas Edition Ford a few months ago (in California) what made it different, and she said, "it's bigger, of course". Most original joke ever.

I have a few nice watches, but I only wear them for special occasions. As a daily-use item, they're just not worthwhile for me. Why would I wear something around that does nothing but tell time when I have that feature (and many others) on the phone in my pocket?

If it's got a title, I'll take it today for $1k. Not a penny more. CP to the 25th power.

I'm sorry, but the back end is hideous, and the engine cover looks like an air conditioning unit.

Didn't West Coast Customs build it? I wouldn't be surprised in the least if they charged him $700k to slap a body kit on a DeLorean. That doesn't mean it's worth $700k, only that he's an idiot.

Jerry, are you crying?

I noticed that a few days ago, but I've been having a different problem for the last few days as well. When I click on my inbox, it gets stuck in a sort of perpetual loading/ flashing state and won't let me see replies (Chrome). On my phone, it still works if I go full-site, but there's definitely something different…

Of all the cat videos out there, you went with that one? My brain has also been damaged. Now, THIS is a cat video.

Beautiful truck. Great stance, classy wheels and understated paint. Well done!

In the Bay Area, there are 914 cars for sale on CL over $50,000:

I'm having an entirely different issue. My inbox won't show up; it's stuck in a perpetual loading state. The only real question is: is the new commenting system a great system, or the greatest commenting system ever?

I like the way you think. Can I have a ZL1 Silverado?

Thanks. I appreciate the advice.

I've been thinking about getting one of those, but there quite a few negative reviews (on Amazon). Have you had any issues with it?

The whistles go, "woooo, wooooo!"

I go to Home Depot damn near every day (just bought a house last year, always something to fix or plant). That app sounds incredibly useful. Thanks for the tip!

That's why they call Best Buy, "Amazon's Showroom."

I used the Amazon app to buy deodorant yesterday in my bathroom. The local big box stores were out, so I scanned the barcode and bought it from my phone.

Gotcha. Troll on.