Obviously a Lamborghini

The Infinity QX56. I don’t know exactly where, but the whole thing just looks like it’s not supposed to fit together.

Worse yet, the NSX looks like an Acura-ified R8.

Very true. If you walked into the Audi dealer and saw the R8, wanted it, but couldn’t afford it, you could buy a “cheaper” RS or S model. When Ford comes out with the new GT, you can buy a Mustang or GT350 to get your performance fix instead. But Acura? Do they think a TLX or RDX will satisfy that performance need?

Hood delivery.

That we, in our free time, want to fix and/or modify your car for free. Usually this happens while you hang out in my garage, touch everything, and spew car diarrhea from your mouth that is incredibly inaccurate. Your cousins exboyfriend did not have a mint 9-sec Fox Body, ever. I would have known about him and the…

Screw that noise, I’m the type to buy cheap used sports cars so I can mod the hell out of them.

“I will NOT shoot you.

As usual, Saleen’s venting is overdone and just for show.

I knew one guy who religiously wore a fanny pack. He never got crap for it because that is where he kept his gun.

Just like a hooker.

You asked this question in English, and not in Russian (or German), so I would say yes, they are good at their job.

Redneck Batman. The Batpickup. Carries the Bat4-wheeler in the back.