Sort of like what Aston is doing with that Smartcar thing? I hadn't thought of it that way, but that is probably what is happening. It really does seem like GM is sticking with this little guy, so it'd be some interesting math to do.

My dad just got his first bike at the age of 52, and his neighbor (70-something) is his riding buddy and he rides a Goldwing. And it's just silly. It's like a car with two wheels.

Oh yeah, I knew there was a fun one in there.

I don't remember, is this car FWD or RWD or is that a stupid question?

That's gotta be exhaust, unless he shredded both tires or something.

Yeah, I'd imagine they were like "Let's make the chairs uncomfortable so people don't use this as their office." The thought was nice.

[Insert Akin-inspired pregancy joke with the punchline: and a baby called R8 Wert]

In all seriousness, I use jalopnik professionally, but I know that $kaycog's sweet, sweet punani will be in the comments so I either scroll down really fast or not at all.

As a millenial (I guess) that is a marketer, I want to vomit.

Everytime I see a kickass lighter it makes me want to smoke again.

It's about the same, though it lacks a free tier. I signed up before Spotify came to the US and I'm happy enough with it where I don't feel the need to switch. They also have more smaller, indie bands. On the flip side, it's annoying that everyone else has spotify and I can't check out the playlists people post.

Isn't this that whole first part of the last act of Days of Thunder?

Kyle, your rants are the most well thought-out. Good job.

Guys, we broke it.

My brother actually focus group'd/drove the 3-series GT. He said it's more of a wagon than the 5 Series GT and he actually liked the look of it quite a bit. The conversation was basically:

well.you.played

And this is why people go into marketing!

Did he take out a freakin tree?

@4:24: Dat Brake Glo.

Boom.