I know *I'm* entertained.

I came.

Bringing in an intern's employer=classy. Nothing he said had anything to do with his job. Interns are scared shitless half the time as it is.

I didn't even know this car show happened, yet I don't feel as if I'm missing anything.

AND LO, THE AWESOMENESS MANIFESTO IS FULFILLLLLLLLED. [jalopnik.com]

Could be a reflection of the camera flash?

I got this for christmas when they came out. Best fucking car ever, miserable battery life. I think it's still kicking around my parents' basement somewhere.

Seconded (enthusiast).

Nope. [www.nytimes.com]

Doctor Thompson? Is that you?

Ah, the days when a cop would survey a situation and just say, "You know, you best be to gettin'."

Well that blows, the 335d got awesome reviews when it came out, and if I can get it in a 1? Shiiiiiit.

Wait, I thought that the US was in fact able to get the diesel engines, but I can't find any information on BMW USA's site. Satisfaction, I demand it.

Guys, was the sad music REALLY necessary?!

I wish my Samsung came with magical cum. All it has is WIFI.

You must be new here?

Holyshit.

The RAM is SOLDERED to the board? REALLY? That's crazy. Just crazy.

I believe that, but it'd be rare that it's on a track, and I'm more about manual for the enjoyment of it, rather than speed. My parents had the E90 335xi and the clutch was pretty sweet.

I'M THE HAPPIEST BOY ALIVE.