Amen.

Is that picture from Pete & Pete? If so, I applaud you, sir.

That was like 4 slides too long. #imadick

Please bring this quickly. I just found a forgotten and confusing picture of me and a random Mrs Claus on SantaCon and it needs to go...

This is why you're heartclicked. #COTD

Is his tumblr really called "BUTT PEE"?. Really?

Touche. How about the new Gone in 60 Seconds? Surely you can't tell me that Burt Reynolds is any less ridiculous than Nic Cage?

I was really hoping that it comes powdered in a silver bullet that you crack over a glass of water...

Well, I mean, not to knock your aesthetic sensibilities or anything, but S&TB isn't exactly Citizen Kane, it's just a good time. 12Fast12Furious is pretty much in the same vein.

I shit you not, I had this tab open in chrome just for the hell of it.

I know it's terrible for impressions, but I miss the option to see this on one page so I can eat a sandwich while reading. Deleting "/gallery" just breaks the page weird now.

I think he was really just looking to make a ray-dragons-tailpipes joke. Which will never get old.

Sorry, I meant lead guitar part. So, no solo.

The Texas instrument Ti-99/4A / Tektronix Oscilloscope part is the B3 part. I don't recall there being a guitar part in House of the Rising sun.

Because how long are you going to be looking at that static image for? Unless you're in Kindergarten, you're going to be done with that page well before you hit 30,000 feet.

That's pretty bad ass.

Oh, so nothing happens to his junk, huh? That officially went better than I expected.

Dear Amazon Prime:

Idk about the reporter getting owned, but I mean, that gentleman was very entertaining.