Why can't you just let us bitch with a clear conscience!?

@$kaycog: If anyone was wondering whether $kaycog was a girl, now you know.

@Irishman — AARGH!: Right back atcha!

@Irishman — AARGH!: The song was the only conclusion one could make. The photoshop is what earned you the heartclick.

@pf3il: We need pictures and more details!

@Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet: Judging by the shape of the license plate, more like a bier.

@timbuktu: Well there goes my night.

@theart: Aha! Duly noted, balls-to-the-wall until arrival. Gotcha.

@Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet: Just for future reference: Why don't brake?

@DeeLite: Depending on the shape it's in, it does. Honda Odyssey ftw!

@G.O.B.: Come on!: You gotta admit, at least it's a pretty well done one.

@riber.bentsen: He's right though, Jezebelians have zero sense of humor.

@Rufus760: It's europe. It's a continent of people that aren't obsessed with their cellphones. But they love them some hatchbacks, I tell you hwhat.

@pauljones: A-thankyou. But in all seriousness: Housing all these blogs in one office makes for some straaaange editorial bedfellows. I've noticed that Jezebel is somehow the root of the issue.

RAY LOOKOUT! It's not a CTS-V!

Re: #7, that's the very thing that kept me from buying a GTI.

2001 Honday Odyssey. I miss that thing so much.

@458: Trust me, I know. Fun story:

@long_live_the_E36: Every time I see a late-90s 5 series with ridiculous rims, I cry a little on the inside.

@lobbydalobster: So NOTHING to do with the godfather, huh? Well then, the internet has indeed come full circle.