@zeroprime: That's an amazing idea.

@trev801: I'd still hit it.

@Arggh! there goes a...snake a snake!: Oh wait, you were being sarcastic.

@Arggh! there goes a...snake a snake!: The problem with that otherwise really good idea is that terrorists can/have use/used airplanes as missiles. So, you're not just putting yourself in danger, you're still putting others at risk.

As juvenile as it is, I really wanna opt for the touch-sesh and make really inappropriate groaning sounds throughout.

@mlF1: It has 100% tints on it. It's just where it belongs.

@BrtStlnd: If he has someone good handling the royalties from "I like Big Butts" that have got to still be rolling in, invested right and stuff, he probably produces for people... no, I'm not really surprised. More pleased that he has a good head on his booty-lovin' shoulders.

@Blast it, Biggs: I think, knowing SMA's MO, all can be forgiven.

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@superapplekid: +1

@Sam Iacullo: I live in a neighborhood where the Long Island equivalent of the above kids reside and I gotta say, you see way more 328 coupes than 1 series. I think I've seen like 2 in the past 6 months.

I, for one, welcome our goodies-touching overlords! /itsbeenawhile

@patman: [furiously takes notes]

Why must the internet kill all secret awesome things?

Holy shit, he looks just like my old boss!

@luedriver: Idk about lazy, but I was disappointed about the e30 omission as well.

Just a reminder: Don't turn right also references this gem.

@Octomac: Do sanity-rants get COTD? 'Cause they should.

@TheSwagger: WANT SO HARD.

Now that I work in the intarwebz marketing... I see what you're doing here.