@Tarv: Neat-o magneto reflection there. Nice 'shop.

@davidmeans: I think that's a reflection on the floor to the man's right side.

@Kamikaze5-0: Thanks for spending too damn much money on magazines.

@D_Robb: I saw an early '90s civic with lambo doors on my way home from work last night. I double taked so hard that I almost hit a parked car.

@MacAttack: Not sure if it's still there, but I think it was back in 2008 before they were bought out and renamed swype.

@MacAttack: I think I used to have swype back on my jailbroken 2g, it was pretty solid.

@python2121: Dude, couldn't give a spoiler alert tag there? JEEZ.

@mkbruin: Do other states put the fine on the ticket? 'Cause I got one by a Suffolk County (NY) Sheriff and it just had my court date. Ditto for my friend who got one in Westchester by a trooper.

@Cloud81918: You just blew. My. Mind.

Whoa. comments just glitched out...

I was POSITIVE that the tip was going to be "Yell 'bomb.'"

@NapmasterC: @bill cant fart: totally looks like you freaked out at nothing. Hi-larious.

@IN THE FACE!:

@maximum_sarge: Cheaper in the case of totally pwng.

@phdbd: An old lady actually hit my person whilst I was crossing the street whilst she made a left turn.

@Straight6er: You clearly don't get Fox News up there.

Because I spend more time here than on facebook.

@pauljones: Like the basement of a 17th Century Protestant Church?

@Quattro-luvr:

@usa1: You gotta admit that when so many people are telling you that you are (as a country) fat, lazy, stupid, uneducated, easily swayed, gauche, and racist, it's hard NOT to internalize it, no matter how racist, uneducated, fat and gauche someone from any other country may be.