I feel like this should have been posted on The Cuck. Bobby, did they not let you because the power of their femininity interfered with your ability to cross-post?

Lets put it on a global scale, he is probably the most watched movie star in the past 35 years. Bigger than Brad Pitt, Tom Cruz, or even Tom Hanks. He IS Bollywood! The fact that we don’t have systems that can flag people of major renowned or importance just shows that TSA and customs is security theater that isn’t…

His response to the whole thing is so classy. I’d be pissed off if it kept happening to me. I’m a nervous flyer and the terror attacks have me considering whether to leave the house on a daily basis so I understand and dearly appreciate vigilant security but when one of the world’s biggest stars is constantly…

that natalie maines/bush thing was bullshit and so unfair

My (inner) response to when my dad says, “If we can get Trump in the whitehouse,”:

This is such bullshit. I pointed this out to someone who is a “supporter”. Their response would have been funny had it not been chilling. She said “Well, in my day a woman knew her place. You don’t speak out against those who are wealthier because they are more powerful. This little girl (ACK!!!!) should be covering…

samantha bee is a damn national treasure, for two nations, and she can pinch her d**k between my legs any time she chooses.

Hey, you forgot that he ALSO finds the time to be both an incompetant idiot and an evil dictatorial genius! Obama is a busy man...

Between destroying America, taking away people's guns and being a kenyan citizen, when did Obama find the time to be the founder of ISIS? Does he have a time turner like Hermione?

Result: Cal’s Coat

Oh hell yes.

Oooh, I got The Band: “It’s fine! We’re fine!! Everything is fine!!!!”

“Why can’t I just be cool?”

Ok, so speaking of celebrities at Disneyland- one time I met Zachary Levi there, and he was quite possibly the NICEST human ever and he took a picture and was basically one hundred percent chill. Then I saw him later, and he gave me a head nod, unprompted, like a “Hey, I remember earlier today when you got all sweaty…

Yeah it was too much about six months ago. What’s a word for too much too much?

Clinton better win by a goddamned landslide.

This is too much. This has really, really gone too far.

MURDER LOL IDK

You’re 100% right and I retract my nomination

Absolutely not. We her, and need more people like her, in lower courts, where day-to-day decisions get made.