He loves games.

what a troll

Shouldn’t somebody *seriously* start a “pray the bigot away” movement.

There must be *SOME* non-asshole church people who are fucking sick of this hateful shit.

Women say practical things like “but we have stalls in and I don’t care what goes on in the next one, as long as they don’t pee on the seat.”

Interesting how this ad seems to be targeting mostly heterosexual men (and possibly married lesbians, but I doubt it). Ted Cruz doesn’t care what you think if you’re a woman, because in that case you should probably leave the politics to the men. Don’t worry, we’ll look for you....

Daughters. Educating fathers that women are actually human beings since the dawn of time.

When I was a young boy barely in grade school, I had a fixation with Lydia Deetz. I often fantasized about her keeping me hostage underneath a double-wide (my family used to live in them), and would cruelly tease me and basically made me her slave. Now I’m attracted to dominant women in and out of the bedroom. I’m not…

Felt the same about Gargoyles when I found out that cartoon voice actors are rarely in the same room together.

Samantha Bee is the only thing making the primaries bearable.

May he always have low battery. May his socks slip down his feet. May he always need to sneeze but never quite manage it. May he shart whenever he farts. May he step on lego.

I think it’s both plus a desperate desire to believe that we can’t possibly live in a world where 20 kindergarteners are murdered for no reason.

I hope his refrigerator dies while he’s a work and his dog poops in his favorite shoes and his best friend butt dials him while talking about how he’s really lost it, and his land lord decides it’s time to renovate and cancels his lease six months early, and his work decides to rearrange some offices landing him in a…

Mills was accused of approaching a sister of slain Sandy Hook Elementary School teacher Victoria Soto during a charity race in November and angrily claiming the shootings never took place.

I have yet to encounter a compelling argument (beyond the craven desire to extract wealth from the pocketbooks of alumni) as to why American universities should continue to allow fraternities as official campus organizations.

Buying a Honda Insight is still the worst decision he’s ever made, a problem somehow solved by the second worst decision he’s ever made.

Growing up I never understood why Captain Li was so pissed when Mulan’s identity was revealed. The gender politics were way over my head.

This is fucking horrible.

Just avoid all penises. Especially John Kasich’s.