I’ve started doing the NYT crossword every day at work and it makes me feel so white.

I feel like that’s the whitest thing I’ve read all day.

almost, sean. almost.

I just told my bf that he was robbed, to which he responded, “Oh it’s all politics and who you know.”

The entire world is looking to the White House.

Let the woman have her quiet protest of reading. If she not actively trying to hurt people, let it go.

Johari, girl, you my hero.

DEATH to strangers who interrupt readers. PAINFUL death to dudes who think women reading are fair game to be hit on.

Say what you want, but that gave me chills.

Then you chose poorly.

“Signing off” gave me the chills

and mine was female despite pr only showing off male for merchandise during 1 & 2, sooo get over it?

I hope he’s also lying about running for President.

You saying you have a problem with holographic doctors?

So...he didn’t hit his mom with a hammer, didn’t stab a guy, didn’t witness a holdup at Popeye’s, didn’t get a scholarship to West Point. What is true about this guy? Is he really a surgeon, or is he merely pretending to be one? Is he actually a hologram?

maybe he didn’t apply to west point because he thought it was mainly used as grain storage?

Well, hypothetically speaking. When I hypothetically read through the hypothetical various crime news reports that are hypothetically online, I can’t help but hypothetically notice that they all hypothetically have something in common. They hypothetically refer to the person attacked/robbed/what have you as “the…

I just want everyone to get the fuck off my lawn you are killing my hydrangeas. This is California water does not grow on trees.

Good because I figure whatever it is is moronic.

I don’t get it. Do I want to get it?