Holy shit, that was Dikachu’s photoshopped shot of Trump’s shit-pants at the end!! I wish that penile-nosed pocket monster were alive today to see his legacy honored on national television.

You could make arguments either way. I just don’t try to apply my morals to everyone else. Because when you do that, you get dangerously close to rednecks who want to live in a theocracy.

Don’t you realize that the internet banning together to fuck up someone’s life is like a Black Mirror episode? I’m indifferent to what he did, but even if I had an issue with it, I wouldn’t be going around yelling about what I personally consider to be morally correct. I hate internet lynch mobs and I hate censorship.

All of a sudden, I found myself in love with the world, so there was only one thing I could do, was ding a ding dang my dang along ling long.

Excuse me there, Marge. Mind if I diddly-diddle my dickilly-doodle?

Then a bad writer wrote a bad story abut it on a bad (but once good) pop culture site. This is like, the Inception of hackiness.

Clayton’s gonna spend 2018 working on a more infuriating profile picture, then realizing that nothing else could ever hope to communicate his hipster-cuntoure approach to the english language.

Dope poetry review, dawg. I liked how you reiterated how terrible everything about the subject was, with all the intellectual…

This, approximately a thousand times over. His rapping is nowhere near as bad as some of the shit that gets constant airplay. The only difference is, the new hotness is sparse, dark trap beats that sound dangerous and authentic, and his beats sound like totally gassed-out, old man shit that either cuts up a bunch of…

Goddamn it, no. We’re actually going to have real problems when Trump and Pence are gone, and we’ll need somebody who knows how to fly the damn plane. Stop joking or dreaming about celebrity actors, and talk about viable candidates.

lol you’re the worst.

Back in the old days, it’d be the only comment.

If he wanted to kill black people, why didn’t he just become a cop?

“Won’t someone please think of the five-time-so-far accused rapist?!?”

Let that shit sink in....

If those excerpts are right, then the sanest man to ever walk Trump’s WH was Anthony Scaramucci.

Sure, peoples views are completely cartoon like in their magnetism to left and right poles. There is absolutely no nuance and subtlety in people’s ideals and political beliefs.

I rarely so strongly disagree with an AVClub review, but I thought this episode was a steaming pile of shit. I was so bored by the end that I didn’t even care about the big reveal. It was pretty much 40 minutes of exposition interrupted by a Ford Mustang ad. 

X-men continuity usually makes some modicum of sense when it’s summarized years after-the-fact in a concise flashback, or in an encyclopedic format. (That way, they can ignore all the unreconciled inconsistencies and unresolved plot threads.)

“This is the ideal way to the read this series, which condenses 30 years of extremely convoluted X-Men history into a single timeline that shows how time jumps and retcons function in a strict chronological account.”

Ah yes, the Boomhauer Method.