wait, sarah palin had a tardbaby?!

I did SO many drugs with elon musk at burning man 3 years ago

No one on kinja deserves this level of unmitigated ownage, just sayin

Also, why does homie talk like he was born deaf, if he stabbed his own ear out, presumably after he had already hit an age where he learned how to talk?

go off king

hahahahaha oof

Stop. You’re already thinking appox 48x harder than america has ever need someone to. It means nothing so just stop, for your own health

bet none of these gawker wooks have shit to say to this realassed realassness

I was part of that UCB 2001 crew and this is making me so bittersweet right now

You’re gonna get it without micros. I truly believe this

is this comedy now? sry, ill take the male rape instead, ugh

yeah, like you dont pirate streaming shows. and if you dont youre just a punk

“We’re still figuring out the details, but we KNOW that Buffy is going to be black, because that isnt cynical and ham-fisted at all”

Ah, the halcyon days when it was just kanye being dumb as shit

man, that all kinds of rules

omg stfu nerd

holy shit who cares?!

You bitches are ridiculous shit if you’re gonna internet-trash this dudes career over these actually funny tweets. You kneeejerk social fuckhards should be ashamed.

Horribly funny

Myabe everyone is a legitimate fucking pussy in 2018