He didn’t care enough to watch the NHL awards? I guess he is a real hockey fan.

Counterpoints:

Better work rate than Sterling.

When asked to comment, Bill Pulsipher reported he was just happy to be asked to comment.

The Cheetahs or the Rhinos. Please.

Penalty Box is actually the Gentlemen’s Club that will be opening up in Vegas.

I think the point I’m getting here is that you were shitty at your job.

No. The average annual income of a person in Afghanistan is $1,100, so you’re absurdly wealthy by those standards too. It’s all relative. Everyone is aware of that without the need to call it out every time sports salaries come up.

“You’re making the biggest mistake of my career.”- Pat Riley

“Act like you’ve been there before”

Oh, but when I pour a drink all over a server I get fired from my job. Fucking IT department is no fun.

Kobe? No.

I bet you’re a real delight at parties.

United States, because it’s the only one with hot and cold running water?

Your Copa América semifinalists:

Next time the US plays El Tri, the “Siete a cero” chants will be deafening. (Might even drown out the sound of US losing)

For the life of me I’ll never understand why they make these host countries build all this bullshit. Use the existing facilities. Isn’t that part of the whole “hosting” thing? To show off your country’s charms? If a country doesn’t have the infrastructure to host the games as is, then don’t fucking go there.

This: "My ninja turtles t-shirt was soaked with Doritos-infused perspiration" is when my secretary figured out I was not currently working. Hilarious.

That's a great part of being a kid is you can legitimately celebrate a hard-fought video game sporting achievement. When you're an adult on a cross-country flight getting a hole-in-one on Mario Golf on the 3DS, you have to do so with Tom Brokaw-like seriousness, or when you wife asks you why you're in a such a good…

True story: I beat Tyson as a kid. I was playing at the neighbor's house with their two kids and we were doing the typical 10-year old thing - playing video games all night until our eyes bleed. It was about midnight (Saturday) before I worked my way up to Tyson. I had faced him before and, like most people, got curb…