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A guy said to me this weekend “I mean, you’re really hot now, but I bet you were even hotter when you were 17” and I was like BOY WOULD YOU BE WRONG.

Thank you for reminding me of 1999, when I too wore braces and plucked my eyebrows clear off my face.

I understand it on an intellectual level, but not an emotional one.

I made a mistake in the state (because Kansas City is not in Kansas) and want to let everyone know that if there’s a Dearborn in Kansas, the residents don’t deserve the criticism.

Dear Entire Town of Dearborn, Kansas,

I did not wake up this morning thinking I would like Ariana Grande, yet here we are.

I just don’t understand how she hasn’t been in bed under like 4 comforters since this happened. How is she not mortified? I wish I could watch this video, I hate work.

Aways

Less than she would have if I was the one pushing?

I have zero love for Kim Kardashian but the slut stuff pisses me off so much. Pretty much every single person who hates on her for it watches porn. They just want the women in the movies(here it was one time with her boyfriend) they watch and enjoy to be shamed, unsuccessful and miserable their entire lives? Because,

I’m 21. I lived with a partner eight years older, and that generational gap was overwhelming. I can’t imagine how much worse it would be with someone double my age.. What would they talk about?

Oh fucking hell, she sounds like she is 14, not 21. I’m gagging over here. And he’s married, too?

that age diff is creepy to me, especially given what you say she writes/ posts about their “relationship”. That “age is just a number” thing goes both ways, and in her case she may be chronologically 21 but emotionally she sounds much younger.

Whoa married in high school? That's intense. I couldn't imagine.

Lost my virginity to a 17/18 year old when I was 14 and I really struggle with the fact that although I know it was statutory rape, I would not call myself a victim of rape*.

When I first saw the picture and until I made it to the second half of the headline, I was hoping that it was a report of reconciliation. :( At least it’s not a long, drawn-out divorce with custody disputes.

I shop through amazon smile, and a percentage of every purchase goes to PP.

Write to and/or call your elected officials.

I hadn’t been that angry in years. I had to fight back urges.

Heyyy, Texas? And also all the rest of you anti-choicers?
From the bottom of my heart ... I hate you so much that I can’t find my grown-up words any more.