He’s the kind of guy who asks girls on the street to smile for him.

They were entertaining themselves *and* taking part in a promotion actually run by the stadium while fuck all was happening on the field. How do I know nothing worth watching was happening in the game? Because the announcers were showing these girls on the screen and mocking them, instead of talking about anything…

I love baseball, love, love, love it. I played it with my dad and we always went to games. There’s nothing better than baseball, IMO. I still can’t muster up a fuck to give about these girls taking selfies at a game and having what seems to be a good time. Baseball is a social, fun event. They had races between a hot…

So? Does it warrant being mocked?

Oh that’s the “controversy”? That people weren’t paying sufficient attention to a baseball game? Right, because it all happens so fast, lol. I couldn’t figure out why this was a story, and I’m still kind of confused.

See? THAT is how you respond to an Internet shaming.

“It’s been a seven year nightmare for me and my family”, you know, none of whom died. “I’m truly sorry for what happened”, which I won’t take responsibility for or admit guilt for, despite the fact that, DUH, it’s actually my fault.

I’m definitely not afraid of looking my age - but I am afraid of looking afraid to look my age.

That’s not what ecstasy is unless it’s a dodgy batch. Both are MDMA.

Remember when Jude Law’s baby accidentally dropped ecstasy—way back, in the days before it was called molly?

That show is a goddamn public service, as it pulls together all the prettiest actors in Britain and has them run around in interesting clothes. IT NEEDS TO NEVER END.

You have to wait until Season 2. It’s glorious. Season 1 has its own perks, if only visually, so it’s all good.

What’s interesting to me right from the start is how political it is. Pretty much any decent crime show can’t be cops ‘n’ robbers these days, but for most it’s about showing how the establishment is an intertwined extension of your mob’s/mobs’ power (The Sopranos, The Wire, Boardwalk Empire).

I think so. I would argue that it’s mainly a show about PTSD after WWI. So, as with most shows, it’s most interested in the emotional journeys of men. That said, some of my favorite characters on the show are women (who, they point out, ran shit while the men were away... dare I dream for a prequel at some point?!)…

He’s such a wonderful character. My heart has broken for him so many times.

PEE-KEE BLOIN-DAHZ

Filming for Season 3 starts on September 10! Oi can ‘ardly fookin’ wait.

All things should be read in Alfie Solomons gangster voice. All things.

I would like to use this as an opportunity to promote Peaky Blinders on Netflix because it is awesome as fuck. Hardy plays a the head of London’s early 20th century Jewish gangs. I am giddy with excitement every time he is on the screen because he rocks the shit out of the role.