I was.. not aware that was a rumor. I guarantee I’ll never, ever forget it though. Thanks, brain!

Believe this without reservation.

This post needs some cheering up. My grandma (stay with me) has a grand tale of taking a plane ride with her newborn son to visit her parents and getting sat with the coasters (ye olde band, “yakety yak”, “charlie brown”, “other novelty songs”). billy guy (alllegedly) kept chatting her up and making eyes at her…

“Keep that p***y tight while I’m gone.”

I had a friend who hooked up with Vincent Gallo and apparently he just asked her to take her shirt off, jerked off on her, told her he was narcoleptic and fell asleep.

Her reaction tells me that Huey is her father. He should have chased after her screaming: If this is it, please let me know if this ain’t love you’d better let me knoowww.

You want to know how commonplace this is? No, you probably don’t.

Imma come back in an hour after more people have gotten a chance to comment

For what it’s worth, I heard a similar story about John Mayer doing the same thing to a friend of a friend (I know, a very credible source) after a show he played in Toronto. EXCEPT while he was jerking off up on to her he repeatedly said “Tell me you love my music! Tell me you love my music!” !

I know a girls in Minnesota who hooked up Daryl Hall after a Hall and Oates concert and bore his spawn.

Is this... an iPhone case with a strap/necklace attached?!

It also needs to be administered by THIRD party psychologists, not those employed directly by the station or within the department.

I mean, to me, it makes him sound like an incompetent, antisocial moron who should never have been given a badge.

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Just putting a link to the story about the Tulsa shooting here for people to read.

Probably when you get home, it’d probably be a good idea to kinda jot down your thoughts or what happened.

The jocular “oh, take all the time you need to get your story straight, last time this happened it was NBD” there-there-ing makes me just rage. A man died, you assholes.

Wow. What does it say that I’m honestly not even surprised by this? When I first heard of this story, I actually imagined the minutes after the shooting consisting of officers smiling and yucking it up with one another, with a sprinkling of attaboys and back pats thrown in for seasoning. I know that there are people…